Type Tweet: Merry Christmas!

Type Tweet: Verbal Devolution

Typed on the robofont Olympia SM-9 that came to me indirectly from Richard Polt, by way of notagain.

Type Tweet: Awkward

Type Tweet: Pet Peeved

Not to mention "its" from "it's" and "to" from "too" and (particularly onerous) "loose" from "lose." I'd also like to require remedial education for those who insist on putting random apostrophes in plural words: "kid's" instead of "kids," for example.

Type Tweet: On Using Real People as Models for Fictional Characters

Type Tweet: A Brief Lesson in Driving Grammar

Without them, we can't quite be sure if you're starting or stopping or slowing down, or quite where you're going.

Type Tweet: Watch That Last Step

Only now I discover that true Tweets are actually limited to 140 characters *including* spaces...something I didn't know since I've never really done the true type of Twitter. I'll attempt further brevity in future.

Type Tweet: Ranch

Rolling Twitter old school.