This, my friends, is a demonstration of an effective method for training your human to play fetch with you whilst Internetting.
Translation from the Siamese is, roughly, "Now, throw the ball. Throw the ball. NOW! THROWTHEBALLNOW."
In the beginning you may find that you need to repeat yourself, or you may need to drop the ball directly onto their keyboard to ensure they get the point, or you might perhaps add some Siamese curse words to the mix; but with time, your human will learn to do as they're told.
(Sorry about the long dead-air segment at the end of the track.)